It's Brookie and Albany's birthday! They're both cute! Brookie inherited my crazy hair.; the rest is her daddy's though. Albany is all his daddy, though.
To celebrate theire birthday, I bought myself a present! Booker! It was a little selfish, but Mommy needed fun.
We woohooed to classical music. It was so romantic.
"Look, we can't do this."
"What?"
"Date. I just want...well I want...I'm not sure. But no relationship."
"Oh well."
"WHAT!?!"
"I'm dating Missy Ellis on the side. No biggy."
"No-! OUT!" Darn it! Do all men want affairs here?
I escorted him outside, and saw the saddest, most adorable site! A puppy! It broke my heart to see a helpless little thing in the freezing rain. I had to adopt him.
"What should we name the puppy Brooklyn? Pu-pp-y."
"Princess Rain-b-w Spa-wkles Cup-cwake!"
"Princess Rainbow Sparkles Cupcake? What do you think Albany?"
"Candy! Cho-late! Reese's!"
"Reese's...what about Peanut?"
"Hehe! Pea-waht?" Albany giggled.
I felt nausea...I hope I'm not sick.
I bought a bed and bowl for Peanut. He's so cute, yet so much work! Kind of like a helpless baby...
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